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Chinese spyware that collects data from weirdos who enjoy watching e-girls "dancing".

The trends that come from this app make me think that Charles Darwin was talking out of his ass, because otherwise these retards would've died years ago.

The app is basically used by dumbasses who can only count to the number 2. The posts are made by talentless idiots who realised they can get rich quick off of people whose skulls are so thick their thoughts are soundproof.
Some Fucktard: Did you see the new TikTok?

Me: No, I'm busy filling in the mandatory example section of this stupid Urban Dictionary post.
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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TikTok is an extremely popular short-form content app.
TikTok is an app where every breed of human all stay in one place. These people range from blatant racists and misogynists, people who steal memes and put their face on the bottom of the screen and people spreading obviously false information to scare and trick those who read it.
TikTok has lowered the attention span and IQ of those who use it as if it’s Ray Bradbury.
Pointless memes and trends have spawned from this accursed app. Some include ‘Rizz’ (which is somehow the word of the year in 2023), ‘Skibidi Toilet’ and ‘Fanum Tax.’
TikTok is a terrible app.
TikTok has also inspired the creation of apps that are much worse. Some examples include YouTube Shorts and Instagram Reels.
Person 1 - Bro TikTok is so good!!
Person 2 - No it isn’t.
by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 11, 2023
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An upbeat app full of easily accessible jolly vibes that remind people of their love interest who is also obsessed with it.
TikTok always gives me upbeat vibes, and it reminds me of my love interest who changed schools a few years ago. 😌
by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023
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Tiktok is a platform everyone is obsessed with.
Person 1: Omg look at this Tiktok!
Person 2: “Omg that’s so funny i fell on the floor😭”
by anonymous April 18, 2023
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That guy probably uses TikTok.

This sentence works because the guy in the example is a lifeless goober.
by Broken Eyeball April 25, 2023
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One of the more recently discovered forms of cancer, it is a form of eye cancer. It has affected over 1 billion people, and if you have it, make your best effort to treat it.

Symptoms include:
Twerking uncontrollably
Doing dumb dances
You can only look at your phone for light
Having an IQ of -69
And many more.
Guy 1: Dude, I think you have TikTok.
Guy 2: *Has been twerking for the past 6 hours*
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
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TikTok Shenanigans

If you want to see and patriciate in all the TikTok Shenanigans Lives, show up when Ggingersnaps2.0, Neenjah, and Xmanic_pandaX are all together on a live. For bonus additional Shenanigans see #Kamism.
"You know extreme TikTok Shenanigans are going to take place on a TIKTOK LIVE when the triple threat of Ginger, Ninja & Panda the queen Shenanigan Havers are online together. An added layer of Shenanigans only elevate when #Kamism is in the box.
by GGingersnapss July 18, 2023
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