I had to tell my dog "My penis is bigger than yours" to assert my dominance so it would listen to my authority. Afterward a brutal "sword fight" takes place to further prove my dominance to the lesser being.
by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014
Get the my penis is bigger than yoursmug. When the feline behavior of the irrational and transcendental number π, which is stubborn in revealing some of its beautiful numerical or geometric properties, clashes with its oft-canine responses, which occasionally rewards those who have loyally spent their lifetime with the beloved constant with an aha! erection.
The number π is a love-hate mathematical constant among the educated lay public, who are delighted or disgusted by its manifold numerical and geometric properties. To number addicts, is pi more dog than cat? Or is it more cat than dog? To number phobics, pi is unquestionably worse than a pandemic.
by MathPlus December 10, 2021
Get the Is Pi More Dog Than Cat?mug. by Lazy727 October 24, 2007
Get the are you smarter than a fifth grader?mug. by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004
Get the cooler than the polar bear's toenailmug. Motorist No.1: Damn, I need to turn around. No U-turns, huh? Fuck it, I'll just pull an I'm better than U-turn.
Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.
Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.
by Gagump May 17, 2009
Get the I'm better than U-turnmug. This phrase is an adjective used to describe someone who's demeanor is so cool that if you don't like them, there is something wrong with you; a literal description based on waking up at night, flipping your pillow, and the coolness making you feel so good you fall back to sleep.
by Cunninglinguist69 September 9, 2008
Get the cooler than the other side of the pillowmug. by JimBud May 13, 2007
Get the I more than like youmug.