A TikTok meme trending during 2021 that was milked so fucking hard.
A child was stacking bricks on a table when all of the sudden the table broke.
A child was stacking bricks on a table when all of the sudden the table broke.
by cyanideisgood November 04, 2021
To retain some relative cognitive abilities and coordination while those who attempt to keep up end up on the floor. Preferably underneath the table you are sitting at.
You US military boys think you know what alcohol tolerance is. University students would drink you under the table.
by gammaradiation May 20, 2011
1) To continue drinking and remain sober after one's companion has completely passed out inebriated.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.
Damn, Mark's girlfriend really teased the hell out of him last night! When the two were having some fine champagne and were playing to see who falls drunk first, she fucking drank him under the table! And moments later, she LITERALLY drank him under the table while he was still out wasted!
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H May 28, 2005
To take high level of risks / be appear to be willing to back up words with actions / to be unashamedly frank about your intentions / motives / to put your money where your mouth is / to go all out
Man 1 "if you think this is going to work why don't you do it? come on put your balls on the table "
Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"
Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"
Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"
Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"
by superfly9229229292929 February 18, 2010
In the last week of June, you will have to sit at a different table and interact with the other kids
by Lism_ December 05, 2019
A person whose dining companion abruptly leaves the table mid-main-course to make a looooooong trip to the restroom, leaving you stupidly and embarrassingly alone to finish off your meal; this circumstance often requires that the dinner table widow (DTW) act as though he or she is enjoying the meal in solitude, even though he/she is in reality suffering in total humiliation on the inside, thinking, "Do people think I got ditched mid-meal??" The humiliation effect is especially exaggerated when one is on a first date. BTW, I wrote this while I was a DTW, in an attempt to look like I was totally okay with being ditched mid-meal. Damn it.
Hey: are you gonna be gone long? I don't wanna end up a dinner table widow (DTW).
Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.
Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.
by Moonpie Feedbag June 19, 2010
a. To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity.
b. To make one's voice or opinion the only option.
b. To make one's voice or opinion the only option.
by Mahus February 04, 2012