Jet Ski

Hacking a loogie in your bitches pussy and motor boating that shit

"Hey Brad just did a jet ski on my bitch earlier!"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

Cross Country skiing

Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.

Last night I went Cross Country skiing with the boys.

by Cross country boi August 31, 2019

Dude-ski

A word that can be used in ANY situation in replacement of an actual sentence.

GUY 1- Walks into friend's house holding an ax.

GUY 2- "Dude-ski ?" meaning, are you going to kill me with that ax?

GUY 1- "Dude-ski" meaning, yeah i am.

GUY 2- "Duuuuuuuuuude-ski !!!!!!!!!!!!" meaning, help me.

by 024pghpat April 6, 2022

Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.

Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.

by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024

Wisconsin ski special

Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.

When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.

I got a Wisconsin ski special, it was good until the balls touched

smoking dick blow job deep throat

by Nignogging August 6, 2013

ski the west

Used on East Coast to mean that someone can't handle the East coast skiing/snowboarding conditions. Dismissive and insulting.

Ski the west if you can't handle some cold and rocks.

by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

ski dawgs

4 kids who act like speds

leo, cathy, henry, and ellie are ski dawgs.

by swagsaur69 March 1, 2019