Post-Boning

The Act of kissing the person you are penetrating to delay the inevitable climax.

"Dude, do you ever kiss your girlfriend to prevent yourself from cumming too early ?

"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"

by Thericterscale April 9, 2018

Posting-tard

Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.

YOU: Naruto is the best anime ever.
ME: Narutard.
YOU: Posting-tard.

by RealYOU December 4, 2013

Post-festivitis

A bout of depression following a holiday or festival.

Man, I partied so hard Christmas and New Years. I've got a severe case of post-festivitis.

by zobier January 13, 2013

Post popularism

When something or a part of something becomes popular long after the release of the original

The term “where have you been loco” is post popularism because it was only popular long after the release of the movie Twilight.

by CarsonJayLove January 13, 2023

Post-slope

A package/letter that is very light that gets taken by the wind and keeps flying away when it lands on the ground while you're trying to pick it up.

Man, what a post-slope this is

by mattstaddiz May 24, 2015

Post brake

An unauthorised brake taken after scheduled brake time has ended.

That sandwich at lunch got me so full I had to go on post brake to recover.

by beaner master98 September 8, 2016

Takei Posting

When every post you make has no purpose other than to remind everyone of how much you love sucking dick.

Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

by 101atu March 12, 2022