ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.
Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*
by MEAGPERSON May 05, 2018
Get the ur grandma a splat mug.

young grandma

A girl who is youthful and cute with the same aesthetic as a sweet old lady in despite of not looking or being old.
Katie is such a young grandmaI love her so much
by TheBestestLover March 03, 2024
Get the young grandma mug.

grandmas fur burger

A very sticky chicken mesh among all the jungle among all the ham. This variant can cum from all sorts of regions including Nelly's yard (Iron Way). Smelly queefs are included in the symptoms of having a fur burger as shown in the investigations concluded by P.hD Professor Dr.J2Jiggly. To cure this condition, one must reincarnate into their next life in order to rejuvenate their minge. This condition will reoccur after 70 years of any reincarnation. But this value can have a slight uncertainty of ±5 years varying on the frequency of usage of the specified minge.
Person: She's leng ahlie
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways
by Parry by June 07, 2022
Get the grandmas fur burger mug.

grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".
by grandmaisthebaby December 17, 2023
Get the grandma is the baby mug.

Grandma Edna

A girl who fell in love with Barney. She had over 100 kids with Barney. They usually Have braces and always have a kid named Charlene.
Look it’s Grandma Edna the one who loves Barney
Oh no”.
by Edna was here April 14, 2019
Get the Grandma Edna mug.

Grandma Gooey

Cheery woman who happily bakes cinnamon rolls while kids cheat, cry, and generally torture their care-takers on their way to King Kandy's Castle. It is alleged that Ms. Gooey was having a decades-long affair with Gloppy on Chocolate Mountain... which it is believed ultimately led to Gramma Nutt's sudden disappearance from Chocolate Mountain in late 2009.
Lily's mom thought Grandma Gooey's specialty was a truffle rather than a cinnamon roll, but Lily's mom went to ISU so it is most likely Lily is correct in this important matter.
by CandyFarmLand December 01, 2022
Get the Grandma Gooey mug.

Grandma daddy

Is a superior male that is wise and good natured and caring like grandmother would be but yet Jack of all trades can make or fix anything.
I love my grandma daddy he does everything for me
by June 05, 2021
Get the Grandma daddy mug.