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Surprise Pizza

Pizza that was not scheduled or planned, but rather consumed at the request of a third party or other external circumstance. For those who closely follow the "Pizza Friday" tradition / religion, Surprise Pizza will neither be used as a replacement for the upcoming Friday's pizza nor is it a valid usage of a Pizza Friday coupon.
I was fortunate enough to have surprise pizza today at work.
by ishields March 30, 2021
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Surprise Sex

When you have sex but neither you or the person that had sex with you knew it was going to happen.
Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021
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Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣
Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠
by Mischievous Megan June 9, 2022
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The spooky Surprise

When In missionary position, pull out and Spum on his or her face. Blind them, then slap them. When they scream omg what the hell, yell out “ it was a spooky ghost
They weren’t ready for the spooky surprise, it was a true shock.
by GaydolfStiffler July 1, 2022
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Brown surprise

“A brown surprise” when you take a dump and purposely don’t flush so the next person can see your poop
I left a brown surprise in the bathroom for Eric
by Bobby jmac November 6, 2022
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gummy surprise

When someone gives a blowjob without their dentures in
Bro I got a gummy surprise at the old folk’s home today
by dickimeandisc November 12, 2022
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You’d Be Surprised

When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong
“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight
“You’d Be Surprised
by maccam May 10, 2022
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