Parker

A guy who uses girls for their popularity.A guy who has a different girlfriend every 5 seconds.UGLY af.

Person #1:Ew look it’s “Parker”
Person#2:He’s the one with 10 girlfriends right?
Person#1:Yup.

by GnoobePlayer1234 November 3, 2019

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parker cravey

A person who literally doesn't leave their room. Likes playing video games a lot and has friends but doesn't hangout with them cause he wants to play rust. Weird ass bitch.
Gets no bitches.

Girl 1: Ew is that parker cravey...
Girl 2: Yeah I think so... let's leave.
Parker: You guys just wouldn't understand my struggle today, wipe is today, all girls are the same!

by the man mane April 11, 2022

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A loser who sits on his ass all day playing video games and sitting around the house doing nothing. Parkers are rarely seen leaving their house or doing anything productive with themselves. Parkers aswell enjoy using other people's money to help themselves. Parkers are not capable of being independent and usually needs a person to hold their hands in life. Fuck Parkers

Hey son, you don't want to end up like parker here

by Riddickw9ei January 17, 2022

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Rhino Parker

A cock so huge it gets stuck inside a woman .

Parking his cock in her pussy.

Guy to mates: she was so tiny i did a Rhino Parker. Couldnt get it out

by Lisaanne August 13, 2023

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Parker

parker is a ridiculously hot guy. everytime he walks by all the girls look at him in awe. he is really sexy and he knows it. you cant go a day without thinking about the things you want him to do to you, especially in the bedroom. he is a freaky man who likes freaky girls/

girl 1 : woah parker is looking sexy today
girl 2 ; true i wish he would lay me

by coooool kidz onlyyy November 25, 2019

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