Master Cheif: I HAVE FINALLY MADE A PERFECT POT ROAST!!! I AM VICT-
Master Chief: *dives toward him* GET DOWN!!!!!! *tackles Master Cheif to the ground. The pot roast flies through the air as a grenade explodes on the ground behind the two men*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*The pot roast lands safely on the ground*
Master Cheif:... Phew...
*It blows up*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Master Chief: Shut up and get on the warthog! You're operating the gatling gun! I would take Johnson, but you poisoned him with those stupid brownies yesterday!
Master cheif: *sniff*.... uhh... *sniff*... ok... *gets in the warthog. They drive 5 feet then explode*
Master Chief: *dives toward him* GET DOWN!!!!!! *tackles Master Cheif to the ground. The pot roast flies through the air as a grenade explodes on the ground behind the two men*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*The pot roast lands safely on the ground*
Master Cheif:... Phew...
*It blows up*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Master Chief: Shut up and get on the warthog! You're operating the gatling gun! I would take Johnson, but you poisoned him with those stupid brownies yesterday!
Master cheif: *sniff*.... uhh... *sniff*... ok... *gets in the warthog. They drive 5 feet then explode*
by OurGorship April 8, 2008
Get the master cheifmug. when a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse on the beach . the guy takes out his penis , rubs it in the sand and puts it back in the vagina . like a churro .
by ryder'sachurromaster January 18, 2010
Get the churro mastermug. Just the trashiest whiskey driven, (Dickey Betts) hang-em-high havin', rebel flag flying, my-horn-doesn't-work-so-look-for-the-finger,
I carry a gun havin', got nine children by nine women havin', duelin' banjos playin, live lynard skynard watchin', bluesmaster, trash shit on the planet. Commonly know as a redneck.
I carry a gun havin', got nine children by nine women havin', duelin' banjos playin, live lynard skynard watchin', bluesmaster, trash shit on the planet. Commonly know as a redneck.
people:
Danger Ranger
Middle-Georgia located person
Jones County person
Dickey Betts
Gary Rossington
Ted Nugent
Danger Ranger
Middle-Georgia located person
Jones County person
Dickey Betts
Gary Rossington
Ted Nugent
by B-word January 7, 2005
Get the Trash Mastermug. unhung teen though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip masterb8r?
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
by heatHerize January 16, 2013
Get the Grip mastermug. A person in real life can wear this name with honor this is when they have seen/caught all the pokemon as they come out this will require buying any new pokemon games as they realese as well goes for the tv shows to.(this can result in a bad thing as well...seeing a virtual pet more important than other things)
#1 Rob:Dude there is Ted now, I hear he has a spikey-eared pichu
Tom:Shi7 yeh he does he's a pokemon master!!!
#2 Mom:Im leaving for work now i love you
Pokecrazii kid:Mom can you take me to gamestop for a shiney celebii event
Mom:srry i have to work hun
Pokecrazii kid: SLAP!!! *smacks mom*
Tom:Shi7 yeh he does he's a pokemon master!!!
#2 Mom:Im leaving for work now i love you
Pokecrazii kid:Mom can you take me to gamestop for a shiney celebii event
Mom:srry i have to work hun
Pokecrazii kid: SLAP!!! *smacks mom*
by Control you gaming habits ;D July 25, 2011
Get the Pokemon mastermug. A control freak, low self esteem corrupt person who needs winged monkeys and others to follow them all time. somene who is fearful of people who see through them and hace their own minds.. someone who need to control and manipulate a game the already lost. Somene who need to cheat to win. Over power, poser, impose will on weak other break others wil and put them on strings.. undermine the minds freedome adn over power others soul. a fake person, and needy fake person who needs other to control..
They broke down the will of her sister who escaped them years ago and lived a free life she cut strings ties , so she wanted to man to break her down, cripple her and control her mind to be a puppet to puppet master. she was so much more free than them. the puppet master has a puppet master .
by artifiial nigga February 26, 2018
Get the PUPPET MASTERmug. -The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.
-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.
-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.
After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.
by ShadesI January 26, 2011
Get the Master-poomug.