Donkey show

Whenever a simple job or a task has become convoluted or unorganized to the point it has become a side show. Most often a donkey show can be traced back to one inept person.

Mike:"Oh man! That lighting job became a real donkey show. We were supposed to just move one light three inches, but the owner had us move all the lights in the house!"

by Grimwolf May 12, 2016

Swamp Donkey

It is a prison slang term for females.

That "swamp donkey" just sent you a "kyte". See kyte for meaning.

by BorisGiftOfGab June 8, 2017

scuba donkey

When you are going down on a girl with a pussy snorkel on, shove your thumb up her ass and wait for the kick.

Ashley got the ol' scuba donkey and I got a cracked rib. Worth it.

by 666tacos April 26, 2017

Donkey shlong

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex

Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong

by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015

donkey fucker

A person you hate. Used as an insult, literally meaning "he who fucks a donkey"
stems from the roman word donkeyfuckerous maximums.

My roommate kept me up till 5 talking to his girlfriend. I hate that donkey fucker.

That damn guy almost merged into my car. Donkey fucker.

by Macgyverman1123 January 10, 2014

Steaming Donkey

A sexual act where a man penetrates another persons anus , ejaculates and urinates, then has it squirted back into his mouth.

Jonny begged for weeks , and finally , Kate decided to let him get his birthday wish for a Steaming Donkey!! He was thrilled and they kissed deeply afterwards.

by fignutz1 July 21, 2016

Donkey Punch

The Call of Duty Move originally done by xbox live gamer tag Snatchier Pigeon and Ballboy007

This move is when you prone or crouch behind a teammate or enemy and knife them in the back while yelling "DONKEY PUNCH!"

This can be used to annoy teammates or simply get revenge on annoying teammates

I just totally Donkey Punch'd this guy

by Snatchier Pigeon April 10, 2009