tachungus

Lord and saviour Tachanka destroyed daddy chungus’s asshole and a baby tachungus was born destined I save all of mother russia

Soviet1: oh no the Asians have taken over Russia

Soviet2: don’t fear for tachungus will clear them out with one slap of his 37” dick

by Kaleb the molester February 4, 2019

Pappy tache

When you stick a finger up your ass,then wipe it under an unsuspecting persons nose (along the upper lip perhaps).

Tache from moustache, pappy from I dont know

Sicko 1 -"Dude I just gave Dave a pappy tache!"
Sicko 2 " Huh huh huh!"
Dave - "Whats that smell?"

by samothec August 6, 2007

Muff-tache

A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.

The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

european teacup

Filling up someone's mouth with pee while their head is titled back then sipping the pee out like their mouth is a teacup.

I gave this girl a european teacup last night. I just ate asparagus so it was a bit funky.

by Cadmus $ February 21, 2015

teachers

1) A naive woman who, in her youth, was a brown-nosing obsessively organized girl with no other positive influence in her life aside from her teachers, who gradually matured around the actions of teachers and henceforth was too passive or familiar with the education system to persue a career more rewarding and lucrative.

2) Currently the destruction of an evolved generation who could have led the world to enlightenment but is held down by traditional values and lack of motivation.

3) A person who applied for a college professor position but was told to start from the bottom and work up.

Highschool, the destruction of a generation, is being held up only by the committed and biased women of the world.

by Jake Taylor March 25, 2004

teacher

Someone who has little or no skill in the subject they teach and/or failed miserably in it as a career

Those who can, do. Those who cant, teach

by Hissin Sid February 11, 2004

Gnarly Physical Science Teacher

A teacher who'll drive into American Wing Co. blasting Luda's hit song, "Move Bitch Get Out The Way", with a car full of freshman cheerleaders.

Where's that music coming from?
Oh from that Gnarly Physical Science Teacher!

by Jsizzle4rizzle November 8, 2007