Tayloring

The act of stitching up one's female genitalia, followed by the systematic butchering of said stitches in a decidedly un-Saville Row fashion using one's man-pork..

Jamie had a quiet thursday....lunch was followed by the tayloring of a helpless wench.

by crt1979 October 25, 2009

Pulling a Taylor

Using up all of the shower shampoo during one shower

Were you pulling a taylor on the toothpaste?

by Marpin July 11, 2009

taylor hanson

The middle brother of late 90's pop group Hanson who got his 18 year old girlfriend pregnant and married her before he was even old enough to drink legally in the USA.

Brian so pulled a Taylor Hanson. Him and Michelle are set to get married in a month and she's 4 months pregnant.

by Ava May 13, 2005

tatored

To be exhausted after doing absolutely nothing or sleep deprevation

Man, i never even did anything today and im still tatored

by Alison Rawlings June 24, 2007

Taylor and Mariana

Two hott ass girls who are amazing in bed i would fuck them everyday all the time at the same time i just want to lick em all over dayyyuuumm big ass tits

Hey look at taylor and mariana

THATS SOME FINE ASS

LETS GO HIT EM UP

by Crazyracyboy2 August 16, 2010

Taylor

She is the nicest and prettiest girl you will ever meet she is a loyal friend and once you meet her you will never want to get her out of your sight!

Person 1: "Hey is that Taylor?
Person 2: "Yeah, she is so popular!

by Pink lover November 5, 2013

Taylor

Taylor is a type of guy you wanna hang out with all the time. He is the envy of everyone. Girls wanna be with him, and guys wanna be him. He is the most confident man youll ever meet. A Taylor is a once in a lifetime guy to meet, so hang out with him while you can

Look at that guy over there. So confident and popular. He must be a Taylor

by Harold Sweenyson December 24, 2013