Wine taste with a beer budget

When you want something more extravagant then your bank account allows.

Buyer - I really want that new car, will you take $5,000?
Salesman - no sir that's not enough money, looks like you have a wine taste with a beer budget.

by Colemanusn December 1, 2014

Craft-tastrophe

A catastrophe that happens while crafting

It was a huge craft-tastrophe when the embossing powder fell off of the shelf and spilled everywhere

by Jboo7869 August 1, 2017

lick/taste

A lick and taste are two different actions but are two different ways of causing pain to a acquaintance or friend. It is typically polite to ask before using this action on a friend and the are usually customed to inflicting this violence back to the user. A lick is where you close your fingers and bend them, then with a strong pecking motion you strike them on the center of their chest. A taste is where you roll up money into a sharpe cone shape and shank the victim by surprise anywhere in their neck or face

Mans 1: bruh lemme get a lick/taste
Mans 2: dude chill if you do it to me I'll do it so hard your bones will hurt
Mans 1: my aiming is very good you are not ready for this lick/taste

by Humanz.in.my.rektum August 1, 2017

sweet tatered

When atractive women get smashed and can no longer function with our help...

I can't take my girl drinking anymore lastnight she got sweet tatered and I had to carry her home

by Stinkfingers69 August 19, 2017

the taste of my bed

To miss the comfort and warmth of your own bed.

I really do miss the taste of my bed

by YOLKYegg February 25, 2019

pussy tastebuds

what flavored condoms are really there for

yo dude try out the flavored condoms my pussy tastebuds loved them.

by casandra blue June 12, 2019

superior taste person

A person with a perspective on the world that is always indisputably correct and better than anyone with an inferior taste. People with superior taste always agree on absolutely every matter, completely like minded. People with inferior taste are WEAK and should be shunned and they should also stand in the corner

"Do you prefer green apples to red."
"yes."
"Then you are a superior taste person."

by SEXYPABLO September 4, 2019