Earfucking is the practice by a persons of talking non- stop. If anyone else tries to comment the earfucker simply talks over them. The earfucker is a nightmare for people who are trapped with them in a car, a dinner table or office. They are often also called time suckers or a time suck.
She was non stop talking the entire trip. She earfucked me the whole two hour car ride. I think I said two words maybe.
He is always in non stop talking mode. He earfucked me at my desk for a full hour. He's a total time suck.
He is always in non stop talking mode. He earfucked me at my desk for a full hour. He's a total time suck.
by geekqueen September 14, 2013
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me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?
me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?
by theZilla May 23, 2015
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A shortened version of the common adage: "If you give them an inch, they'll take a yard." Used in circumstances when one has been granted a favor, but attempts to ask for more. Can be used in apologetic, self-deprecation on the part of the asking party, or in disgust by the party being asked. Usually used so that the giving party knows that they are not being taken advantage of, even if they probably are.
A - "I really need to borrow your car for the weekend so I can visit my ho in Cleveland."
B - "But you just borrowed my patent suede shoes, and my Prince Hits album!"
A - "Yeah, I know it seems like I'm taking a yard here, but it's like, important."
B - "But you just borrowed my patent suede shoes, and my Prince Hits album!"
A - "Yeah, I know it seems like I'm taking a yard here, but it's like, important."
by dootch March 23, 2005
Get the taking a yard mug.When you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (Termometer). You can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her ass.
Taking Temperature...
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."
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Bitch got mercked
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."
Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked
by Ace, 8's, Flash, Proffesor, Romeo February 25, 2008
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by Smoothtalker February 21, 2015
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(1) When the police are prowling around trying to find crime/hassling kids for smoking pot or violating curfew.
(2) When some douchebag is on the lookout trying to prevent something from going down.
Etymology: Derived from the "Drug Task Force" established in South St. Paul, Minnesota that brought marijuana persecution to a whole new level and flooded the streets with 5-0.
(1) When the police are prowling around trying to find crime/hassling kids for smoking pot or violating curfew.
(2) When some douchebag is on the lookout trying to prevent something from going down.
Etymology: Derived from the "Drug Task Force" established in South St. Paul, Minnesota that brought marijuana persecution to a whole new level and flooded the streets with 5-0.
"Damn I've seen like 6 police in the last 2 minutes"
- "Yeah, niggas be taskin' today"
"I couldn't steal people's lunches out of the fridge at work today, my boss was fucking taskin' on me."
"Be careful down on Concord Street, its fucking tasky down there."
"I was about to buy that grape swish, but the arab that owns the store was taskin' and asked for my ID"
"We had to book it quick man, fuckin police were taskin the shit out of that place"
- "Yeah, niggas be taskin' today"
"I couldn't steal people's lunches out of the fridge at work today, my boss was fucking taskin' on me."
"Be careful down on Concord Street, its fucking tasky down there."
"I was about to buy that grape swish, but the arab that owns the store was taskin' and asked for my ID"
"We had to book it quick man, fuckin police were taskin the shit out of that place"
by SSPTrees June 30, 2009
Get the Taskin mug.Making insinuating remarks while using often exaggerated references to someone or something else. This way if confronted, it can be denied- like a passive aggressive little bitch. Common among gay males and females.
While glancing at you, pretending to talk about something else: “That guy Is an asshole! He’s such an asshole.” “Bitch, quit talking sideways.”
by S Alan February 16, 2020
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