Spitebaby

When your deadbeat ex threatens to have a baby with their current casual boyfriend if you don’t take them back.

My ex: I you don’t take me back I’m going to have a baby with Nate.

Me: Ok good luck with that spitebaby

by Pdx1984 October 28, 2020

Spite Meal

A meal eaten in spite. Most commonly eaten at a buffet or endless Korean BBQ to spite the owners. One would have to eat to excess and then continue to eat copious amounts of meat for a meal to be considered a spite Meal.

Aaahhh I'm so stuffed, but i gotta eat more marinated pork belly for this meal to truly be a spite Meal.

by Bweave May 16, 2021

Split

In the context of a system, alter, or plurality as a whole (Disordered or not):
To split off of another alter

"I split not too long ago."
"Unfortunately, we split again the other day. That was... unpleasant."
"A split occurred again, she said."

by Dissociative mess June 2, 2021

Baiani Split

Taking a dump between a girl's boobs, then putting a cherry on top.

After I shat on that MILF's boobs, I put a cherry on the top, and it looked like a Baiani Split

by transquiqui December 31, 2009

lickdy split

When a woman puts one ball of the guys ball sac in each side of her mouth and licks the middle of the ball sac

Tina put Rogers balls (Lickdy split)in her mouth and licked the center of his sac. He yells with great pleasure!

by Hjj January 14, 2014

Brain Splinter

Song or Thought stuck in your head all day

That darn song has been my 'Brain Splinter' all day & I can't get it out

by PinkMinkPrincess June 3, 2015

Mickety-split

To quickly sneak out of work when you think no one will find out during your normal scheduled hours without permission.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe since lunch. He has been gone for 3 hours.
Guy 2: No, I think he mickety-split.

by BrainFreeze77 August 17, 2015