emotional sperm

Emotional Support turns into Sex!

We were hugging then nek minnut I was giving her emotional sperm!

by Icanbeyouremotionalsperm October 14, 2013

Sperm whale

When woman or man with tracheotomy tracheometry whatever gets fucked in the hole then after you finish blows it out at you.

Grammy and I had fun last night, she is a sperm whale.

by Ko16311 August 26, 2021

Sperm

nickname given to Jordan Thomas Cooper by NFL Player Andre Ellington. Cooper is the first Bush worker that happened to be black to be requested on social media by a Bush Family book author. Cooper was requested to be added on Linkedin.com by Dr. Matthew Corriga an author of a Jeb Bush book.

Sperm was requested by UNF Professor Corriga because of his professional work for the Bush Family.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

Sperm donner

Noun. Someone who covers you in gentleman's relish. I.e., you don his sperm.

Example: Kevin is such a sperm donner. He covered my face when I wasn't expecting it!

by Jafloofly March 9, 2018

Sperm squeeze

Refers to the action of having an orgasm.

Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!

by The rush hour... September 21, 2016

Sperm-off

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains

I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.

“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”

by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025