The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.
Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.
by smebobo January 28, 2021
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by roboMarx July 16, 2011
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Someone who rises to the occasion to plan or help plan a course of events that will lead to legendary night out. In order to keep acting position of VP social you must be awesome at short term planning, on the spot decision making and networking. VP social is an electoral position where majority vote in a crew designates VP social to a 2-year term unless performance of acting VP social is compromised or lame.
Emily was removed from acting VP Social role due to poor performance to make epic night out, burgers alone were round like meatballs. Jeremy organized 50 shades of awesomeness time and time again that led him to be the VP Social in his crew.
by Durtis May 22, 2013
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An individual who briefly embraces the concepts of Socialism after a lifetime of objection and hostility to it. This is done to satisfy a momentary need for its benefits, which the individual has actively sought to deny others when they needed it. Once the need is satisfied, the Situational Socialist will then usually resume hostility and objection to Socialism as before and resume seeking to deny it benefits to others, while acting as though the previous aid was never needed nor granted.
See also: Hypocrite.
An individual who briefly embraces the concepts of Socialism after a lifetime of objection and hostility to it. This is done to satisfy a momentary need for its benefits, which the individual has actively sought to deny others when they needed it. Once the need is satisfied, the Situational Socialist will then usually resume hostility and objection to Socialism as before and resume seeking to deny it benefits to others, while acting as though the previous aid was never needed nor granted.
See also: Hypocrite.
"So Rand Paul and Thomas Massie asked for emergency government aid today."
"Wait, the Kentucky guys who always voted to deny emergency aid to LITERALLY everyone else in the U.S. their whole time in office?"
"Yup."
"Wow. When did they switch parties?"
"Ahahaha. Nah, man, they're just Situational Socialists."
"Ayn Rand railed against US government benefits and defined its recipients as “parasites” and “looters” in her works, but rushed to take in Social Security and Medicare benefits when she needed them herself."
"Wait, the Kentucky guys who always voted to deny emergency aid to LITERALLY everyone else in the U.S. their whole time in office?"
"Yup."
"Wow. When did they switch parties?"
"Ahahaha. Nah, man, they're just Situational Socialists."
"Ayn Rand railed against US government benefits and defined its recipients as “parasites” and “looters” in her works, but rushed to take in Social Security and Medicare benefits when she needed them herself."
by π in the sky December 12, 2021
Get the Situational Socialist mug.or SMD for short is usually the result of an over zealous individual who attends a class put on by a social media expert & suddenly thinks they are God's gift to Social Media. A day before this class they thought Facebook was a compilation of mug shots from the FBI's Most Wanted List. Now they friend everyone, interject in everyone's conversation with meaningless comments such as "Sounds Good!" or "Ha!". SMD also includes clogging feeds across networks including Twitter & LinkedIn with the same message with auto posts all the while thinking they are building relationships & making connections when in fact they are simply ignoring the crap out of everyone. SMD is common among Realtors & Hobby Business Owners in the Baby Boom Generation.
Damn that Real Estate Agent from the Chamber of Commerce has a real bad case of Social Media Diarrhea she's always clogging my LinkedIn feed & tagging crappy unfocused pictures of me on Facebook. Someone needs to get her some Pepto!
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I've decided to become a social recluse. So far, I've lowered my friend count down to a 50 something woman named Robyn, with a 'Y.'"
I've decided to become a social recluse. So far, I've lowered my friend count down to a 50 something woman named Robyn, with a 'Y.'"
by Ironic Ian August 1, 2008
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