Slothing

Tickling, stroking, licking, sucking, or kissing a partner's belly for sexual pleasure. Refers to the predatory habits of prehistoric ground sloths, which fed on glyptodonts (giant armadillo-like creatures) by flipping them on their backs and attacking their soft undersides.

Q: "So, did you guys end up screwing last night?"
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."

"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."

by LycanAvery March 10, 2011

Shooting Mars

It's when you aim a gun at Mars and shoot

"Hey, what are you up to?"
"Not much just shooting Mars, how about you?"
"Not much was just wondering what you were up to"

by CH L L L I N December 19, 2006

smoothie surprise

when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit...

I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.

by a blake October 16, 2008

Shooting the gap

Verb;

Shooting the Gap refers to when one has the beegees and is sitting on the toilet releasing a massive amount of watery feces then suddenly they have to barf so they must "shoot the gap" between their privates and the bowl.

after a long night of burritos and liquor Kevin ran to the shitter and ended up shooting the gap. he barf all over his balls

by Jonnoguano August 6, 2011

nerve shooting

something the americans do during wars when they shit there pants and fire on allies

hey kurt theres a dot on this here radar.."replie" my god chuck shoot at the bastard

by die american bastards die! March 11, 2004

School Shooting

Something that edgy kids thought it was so cool back then,
they probably still think its cool now.

kid1: hey wanna go out and do a school shooting?
kid2: Hell yeah! let's fuck em up

by BreadTaken January 12, 2021

florida school shooting

a horrible thing that happened but for some reason the school dont give guns to the students to protect themselfs

they should have gave guns to, at least the oldest students at the florida school shooting.

by Florida Shooting May 6, 2018