Ski Ski skabernakle

Replaces every living thing

You are such a ski ski skabernakle

by Griddy on the body yeah February 21, 2025

Ski Doop

To do something swiftly, quickly, or excellently. Also "To Do".

Damn dawg. She just Ski Dooped that job like a pro.

by Trap Niggggg April 10, 2010

Jet Ski

Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor

Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams February 18, 2019

Skiing Accident

When someone uses cocaine and it has a negative outcome. Either it ends in them causing irrevocable damage or OD'ing.

Ex 1: Kathy had a skiing accident last night and lit her mom's BMW on fire with the 24-hour cult she started.

Ex 2: Did you hear what happened to Nick last night? He hit the slopes too hard and had a skiing accident. RIP.

by lightningrat February 2, 2022

A Ski

A Chicago guy, likely sporting a mustache. Last name that ends with Ski is a bonus but not required.

"Yo, dat guy's a Ski."

by nathonion September 26, 2023

Jitt-Skiing

Step 1: Get a slutty chick, 2 horny bros and a jet ski.

Step 2: Position the hoe in between the 2 dudes and start the engine.

Step 3: The gutter slut proceeds to pump both dudes off as they glide across the moist bay.

Tyrunt: Yo bro tryna go jet skiing this summer?

Big Queasy: Nah that’s for geeks. I only go jitt-skiing with my boy and his tranny girl. It’s a hell of a time and we drink Coronas after.

Tyrunt: You’re my bedtime hero.

by Stoney69 April 2, 2020

Ski

She is very brave and smart. She is tall. She always try’s to help people out in different situations. She can be mean when she wants to. She loves to joke around but when it’s time to get work done she is always serious. When she is mad you see a whole different side of her.

I saw ski at the park

by Oluwaderamni November 3, 2019