shoots from the ass

A description of how someone may be quick, impulsive and willing to respond without editing themselves, but with words that are more like flatulence.
45 has been described as a person who shoots from the ass when pressured by the press.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019
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Shoot Me Now

What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.
I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!

My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!
by MiTuCents January 20, 2012
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Crap shoot

by griz April 18, 2004
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just shoot me

An utterance of defeated frustration and exasperation. Often used in overly one-sided argument by someone who is too tired to fight, or is in a hopeless bind.
Look, I KNOW the horse is out the gate, I left it open, he's gone. I KNOW. I'm gonna go look for him... why you still beating on me? Get it over with and just shoot me already. Christ on a bike.
by ephemerae December 09, 2004
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Let Him Shoot

The phrase that lets you know that you are trash at basketball. Often heard if you are in a shooting poisition with the ball in your hands.
"Hey back off of him bro, let him shoot, it's gonna be a turnover!"
by SorryBaller July 27, 2020
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Greedo shoots first

The greatest edit ever in the history of Star Wars, anyone who thinks different is a total moron!
Don't you just love the way he killed that man, it was like Greedo shoots first, dodging the man's attack before pulling of an attack of his own.
by 160 IQ Gungan January 15, 2013
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Dookie Shoot

A woman who has been vaginally penetrated so often, she is only able to have sexual relations if they are through anal penetration.
"That woman on the corner of 5th street has been with so many men, she has become a Dookie Shoot."
by Brittany V. Young February 09, 2007
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