Bulldozer Shite

A dump so huge it can't fit around the S-bend of a toilet

Jesus that bulldozer shite took 3 flushes! I'm of to the shops for a new brush.

by RiverdanceMcDisco August 19, 2007

Stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.

Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.

Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.

Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?

by PuceEmu August 23, 2008

paddle shifters

Modification to a motor vehicle that adds unbelievable power and torque. Gives a Prius enough power to chop a hsv vf gts.

Kristen said she would chop me because she has paddle shifters.

by Illdefineyou February 6, 2017

Stockin o shite

A rural irish expression to state your lack of interest in a particular subject.

Liam: Hey did you see Steve got one of them new iPhones?

Johnny: You know what, I couldn't give a stockin o shite what that hoor got!

by Kwaka Rules December 1, 2009

sheep shifter

A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.

"That guy is a bit of a sheep-shifter, isn't he?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Bull shitter

Someone who talks out of their arse whilst chewing on a kabab.

Dale B: I can fly,
Person: sure dale SURE
Dale B: no serious, i took lessons from superman

by billy bob November 18, 2003

shinternet

The word Shinternet is quite simply a cross between the words Shit and Internet. Let's face it, apart from being a gateway to porn, the Internet is boring as fuck, which is why it is Shit. End of story.

http://www.pineridge1.demon.co.uk/ - this is a prime example of the absolute shite that the Shinternet is full of.

by Lee The King December 9, 2008