I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!
Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Self-Definition mug.Sitting on Urban Dictionary, editing stuff, until you come across the thing you just sent in for publishing. A moment of pure awesome as you hit the 'publish' button, a 'what the hell was I thinking' moment of shame as you hit the 'don't publish' or a moment of 'I'm gonna let someone else decide' as you hit the 'I don't know' button.
Girl: I was soooooo bored that I was editing on Urban Dictionary for so long that I actually got one of my own publishes!
Boy: Self-edit moment. What did you hit?
Girl: Duh, it was the product of high sugar in-take and supreme boredom! I shot it down before I let myself feel the shame of having it on the Internet.
Boy: Self-edit moment. What did you hit?
Girl: Duh, it was the product of high sugar in-take and supreme boredom! I shot it down before I let myself feel the shame of having it on the Internet.
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