Second Hand Dick

When you touch an object that has just been touched by a dick; in most cases that object is a hand. like if someone jerks off and you touch their hand after

Sabrina holds jeffs hand.
jeff says i just held my dick with that hand when i went pee
sabrina says WTF u just gave me second hand dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sabbycat14 February 4, 2010

5-Second Rule

1. When you're having sex with a pregnant woman and the fetus falls out onto the floor, you have 5 seconds to get it back in or else you must eat it.

2. When you trip and fall on the ground and your homie yells "5-second rule" and starts eating your ass.

1: Guy: Uh oh honey, it just popped out! My bad!

Girl: Well I guess you have 5 seconds to put Cleetus back in.

Guy: Oh, right the 5-second rule!

Oops it's too late now.
*Shoves Cleetus down his throat*

Girl: *Cries*

2: Bro 1: Watch out, your dick's untied.

Bro 2: *trips on dick and faceplants*

Bro 3: 5-second rule!

Bro 1 and 3: Start eating Bro 2's ass.

by Mike Hawksmall December 16, 2019

In a second

You would instantly without stalling, Do it. Whether its do a goat or woman or man... In a second can also mean to have sex with a girl without even thinking about it. Like when you see a ugly chick, you think about it "Would I do her?"... But if its "In a second"... No thinking... Just straight up wam wam!

*Bri'ish girls walk past shayne*

Shayne : Holy crap! IN A SECOND!!


*Gay men walk past*

Snep t3h pwnz : IN A SECOND!! OMFG WAFFLE RAFLS

by darkmyst September 19, 2005

5 second rule

A widely known rule used to make morons feel better about eating off of the ground. Supposedly the food god protects all food for 5 seconds after it touches the ground. After which the food god will become angry and infest it with cooties.

Moron: Oh noes my sammich!
Food god: Hurry, pick it up. 5 second rule!
~5 seconds later~
Moron: ...What?
Food god: I am angered! I shall infest your sandwich with cooties!!

by I r mime May 28, 2007

10 Second Rule

10 Second Rule is an expansion from the 5 Second Rule due usually for being too drunk! By the time the food has been dropped, your mind figuring out it has been dropped and finally realising you DO have to bend down retrieve the food it's still fine to just give it a rub off and continue to eat it. (If you are drunk, so are germs, therefore it's going to take them longer to get to the food.)

Drunk Dude 1: *Been drinking all night, drops fat juicy chip from the chippy on the sick ass ground, watches it fall, looks upset* "Damn! Oh well, 10 second rule" *Bends down, picks it up and eats it*

Drunk Dude 2: *Agrees with the 10 second rule*

by pinkpunkmaiden May 20, 2007

Second Amendment

To shoot and kill someone.

Did you hear about the guy who Second Amendmented his girlfriend when she came home late the other night?

by Dalekmaster June 4, 2014

second hand drunk

The ability to get drunk through inhaling alchoholic fumes from bevrages.

Jordan got second hand drunk while at the football game.



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by PooN DEZIGN SLC September 22, 2004