Santas Magical Sack

Steps to achieve the Santas Magical Sack

1. purchase a santa costume

2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)

3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball

4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle

5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out

santas magical sack

by therealnads December 1, 2009

Mago Sack

A male reproductive organ used to call people like Markarian the Barbarian.

Oh psh look at markarian the barbarian mago sack.

by BARBARIANN12345678910 March 26, 2009

tiger woods in the sack

Previously known as someone who is good in bed. More recently refers to many different women all having "Tiger Woods" in their sacks.

Porn Star 1) I heard you screaming last night, he must have a been a tiger in the sack.
Porn Star 2) No, actually it was just Tiger Woods in the sack last night.
Porn Star 3) He was in my sack last night.............
Porn Star 4) He was in my sack the night before last............
Porn Star 5)....................

by Ardelis88 December 15, 2009

Gunny Sack

An old wild western type of bag with draw strings, that often carry potatoes, corn, and other types of goods. Hobos and rail riders would often take these sacks and make pants out of them.
May also be used as an insult, indicating you are lazy, or a bum.

"Your so hot, you would look good in a gunny sack."
"You freakin gunny sack, go take out the trash."

by Juliawl July 8, 2009

dill sack

Another way of saying testicles or balls. The dill of course being your penis.

person #1: "Dude, this concert is friggin loud!"

person #2: "Yeah the bass is shakin my dill sack!"

by dill sack October 19, 2007

Elton John sack

The term used for a man's nutsack that has one piercing on the right testicle.

Duder 1: "Dude I saw Jarmaal's package the other day in the locker room. He's totally got his right testicle pierced. It's so nasty."

Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"

Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

suck my sack

When yo sack is juicing and you want someone to come suck it

Suck My Sack- To suck someone sack
*Yo Pat come over here and suck my fat sack*

by juicinghersinceday1 April 21, 2015