by bearinblack June 08, 2015
When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.
"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"
by Bill Butlicker November 19, 2021
I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021
Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it
"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."
by The Debators March 04, 2015
A simple drink made by mixing one part orange juice with three parts beer. Commonly enjoined in Copley Ohio. Normally served with bacon.
by True Wizzle April 02, 2015
My secret girlfriend likes rimming and fingers, so I think a rusty melodica will be right down her alley.
by Cookies and Unicorns July 27, 2011
When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.
I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.
by Wyzguy April 26, 2020