rusty rebar

When you fuck a girl in the ass and you pull it out, turn her around and smack her on the forehead with your dick. Then you step back and look at the imprint on her forehead, it looks like rusty rebar.

I was fucking Alexis in the ass and whenever I got done, I rolled her over, smacked her in the forehead with my cock and gave her a rusty rebar.

by JFD69 July 29, 2023

rusty gowani

Taking a large puff from a cigarette and exhaling the smoke up your partners ass while simultaneously giving a reach around.

I got a rusty gowani the other day while trying to use the trash rake

by lolzbolz December 5, 2017

Rusty Parfait

When your woman is on her menstral cycle and you fuck her, then after you cum, you eat that bitch out.

Damn, Lafawnduh's rusty parfait really hit the spot.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

rusty spud

A shit covered dick.

While using lube from the porta potty I looked down to realize I had a rusty spud.

by CheeseChucker March 8, 2016

rusty icicle

getting a rim job while snorting a line of coke

i filmed her giving me a rusty icicle

by joobacca November 23, 2013

rusty facepack

After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.

Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot

by Iron Madein September 25, 2007

A RUSTY CARL

When some one shits inside a car hood so that shit can later be smelled through the inside vents

Did you really just do A RUSTY CARL to the Toyota Prius.

by Mikechi October 22, 2010