Road Smegma

Nasty crap in the gutter stuff, oil, tar, chippings etc.

'He decked off his bike and got a face full of road smegma.'

by Clank May 31, 2007

Road-Tard

A severe mental disorder where a driver on the road is oblivious to basic motor vehicle operations and rules of the road. This condition affects teenagers to seniors.

Symptoms: Random braking, new driver sign, new driver sign written so badly that it must have been made by kids in play school, cutting you off, staring straight, unable to execute a turn while staying in his/her lane, driving onto incoming traffic...

Side Effects: Causes other drivers on the road massive road rage as well as giving them the middle finger.

Bob: Oh my god that driver just stopped on the freeway with his signal light on trying to get on the off ramp.

John: Typical move by a Road-Tard!!!!

by Evil McBain September 1, 2010

Radsnakes

A word developed by Xander.

Used to describe something that is spectacular.

You fingerbanged her? Radsnakes.

by lil Steppie November 30, 2011

Roading

To go out with a friend, usually in a car and "road" around your local area. This includes putting your windows down and driving round needlessly, playing loud music, usually grime.

Callum "Sup G, we roading tonight?"

George "Yes mate, got some sick new tunes to play"

by youthzeh September 7, 2016

Road Roaches

Motorcycle riders, more specifically the crotch rocket category. They are a rare breed of insufferable mirror smashing animalistic heathens who all seem to have their own "moto vlog" YouTube channel. While watching said vlogs and hearing their tourette like outbursts of an attempt to be quirky and funny you come to the realization that they deserve every hatred and loathing that comes their way.

Earlier today I was at the red light and a biker looked at me, smashed my mirror and called me "A fucking Cager" and sped off. God I hate Road Roaches.

by Intricate Observer November 8, 2020

grid road

A back-country unpaved road. They are found in various states of repair; the good ones are graded and covered in gravel. They are referred to as such because they most often run North-South and East-West as if on a grid.

Known to Saskatchewanians.

The boys got in the truck and went for a booze cruise on the grid roads outside of town.

The farmer took the grid road to get from her home quarter to town.

by KarlaHard November 15, 2007

finchley road

Bit between arse and scotum.

The perenaum.

The choad, chode, chod (etc.)

I'm going to kick you in the finchley road.

SB licked a donkey's finchley. "It tasted good man"

by Devils Ball Sack August 10, 2009