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Paterson

Once one of the mightiest industrial cities in the world this city has become a typical stinking, crack infested, deteriorating northern Jersey cesspool of minority underachievement and jihadist terror cells. The "Great Paterson Falls" looks like Willie Wonka's chocolate river waterfall placed in an urban setting.
Remember that whore from Paterson?
Paterson sucks.
Let's go to Paterson and score a dime.
by Samantha Minardi May 8, 2008
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peter griffin

The guy that took over Homer Simpson after The Simpsons started to attract less ppl.
Peter Griffin:Lois its time to be the Peiceofsmichdt you are.
Lois Pewtersmichdt:Its Pewtersmichdt!!!!
by NotThePwnerer August 22, 2006
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peter kay

simply a ledgend. the best british comedian ever from bolton.
'gaaaaaaarlic bread'
by hannah March 18, 2004
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Peter

A peter (n.) is a person who ultimately rejects, or even insults, friends of the hot girl he seeks in conquest. Petering (adv.) is a practice not generally accepted among groups of females and generally leads to the "peter" being denied by the group, and possibly even cock-blocked for the rest of the night.

A better strategy than to "peter" the friends is to compliment them and tell them nice things and immediately be entered into the girl circle.

Petering (v.) can be completed in various ways. Please see below.

For example Girl 1 (friend) "So Peter how are you tonight?" (Peter) "I'm actually just interested in your friend." Another way to peter the group of friends is to insult them about other frivoulous flaws, i.e. ugly elbows, man hands, etc.

In the rare case "petering" can be completed by a female. However the case of the female peterer is rare because we all know exactly how to get what we want without resorting to being a peter.
Peter: "Wow what beautiful elbows you have, and your hands are so femine. Your friend has ugly elbows and manly hands but yours are perfect!"
by FriendofFriend August 8, 2012
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Peter-Panned

When someone poops themself while wearing tights.
Jim: How was your dance recital last night?
Dave: It was going great until I peter-panned. I should've peter-planned.
by party pickle May 29, 2010
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Peter Piper

When you smother peppers on your penis until it burns and your compadre then blows on your cock, like blowing a flute.
What you call a girl that gave some head to one of your musical friends.
"Dude last night I was getting off with some peppers when my girl came up and blew on my dick, what a Peter Piper!"

"Hey, Jessica gave Jimmy some head last night."
"Really?"
"Yeah, she's totally a Peter Piper."
by Xylaphone March 14, 2019
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Peter McGlashan

A fat, smelly, peg legged thing that likes a kebab accompanied with a JD and coke.
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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