Skip to main content

C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C.

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers
The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.
by AngryKittyNY July 22, 2010
mugGet the C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. mug.

PTSD

Yeah I have nostalgia... I MEAN PTSD
by yummy1stgrader October 11, 2019
mugGet the PTSD mug.
Related Words
pt ptsd PTFO pterodactyl PTAS ptp PTL PTB's PTD ptc

PTFO

Pass The Fuck Out. To become unconscious or go to sleep, either from just being really tired or because of a large consumption of alcohol.
Dude, I am so tired, I'm gonna ptfo...
by Andy0958 April 7, 2008
mugGet the PTFO mug.

Pterrible

As cheaply made, uninspired, painful to watch, or intensely bad as the made-for-tv SciFi movie Pterodactyl
Ultra Violet would have been pterrible if Milla Jovovich wasn't such a cutie pie.
by Weavols July 9, 2009
mugGet the Pterrible mug.

PTA Syndrome

The tendency for people, particularly women, to believe that anything they don't like or are uncomfortable with should be illegal.

The belief that the Government is ultimately responsible for the welfare of everyone but especially children.

Also applies to the belief that all criminals are reprobates who can never be trusted again.
People with PTA Syndrome tend to say things like:

"I don't like guns so any child who ever brings a toy gun to school should be permanently expelled. The Government has to do more to protect my children, since I don't have time."

"Why didn't teachers control my child and stop them from shooting their friends? I send my kids to school to learn how to behave in society, this is not my fault."

"40 years is to short a sentence for that 16 yr-old rapist. He will never change and no one will ever be safe when he's released, even at the age of 56."
by TrevorEG October 30, 2013
mugGet the PTA Syndrome mug.

PTKFGS

Acronym for "Punch the Keys For God Sakes"

This refers to making a loud noise when you type on a keyboard or typewriter. It originates from the movie Finding Forrester.
Sean Connery: PTKFGS
Black Guy (Forrester):*Types louder*
Sean Connery: YTMND!
by Imm0rtal March 20, 2006
mugGet the PTKFGS mug.

PTB

Short for "Pump The Brakes." An forceful invitation to stop talking/shouting/getting excited/doing whatever you're doing (often sexually related) and calm down.
example 1: "After what I saw happen to Sierra on that rooftop, I just had to tell them to PTB. I mean, I know they were drunk and all, but seriously it was just gross."

example 2:

"gay guy - …then we got to my house, he took his clothes off so fast and his ripped-ass body was, like, yummy, …
straight guy - … //panicks// Oooookkkkkaaaaayyy…
gay guy - then we sprinted to my roommate's bedroom, I knelt down…
straight guy - Okay just PTB, man! PPPPPPPTB right now!"

example 3:
"- I am moving to Mexico in a month!
- OK, why don't you PTB first."
by JustPTB March 30, 2011
mugGet the PTB mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email