Peekaboo Privates

A phenomenon where your penis pokes out of the front opening in your underwear.

Jake: I almost got pantsed while I was having peekaboo privates.
Kyle: That would’ve been embarrassing

Jake: ikr?

by BeckBro_ January 25, 2022

Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.

I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."

by kamikamila January 5, 2022

internet privacy

non-existent, thanks to google, oracle, Facebook, PayPal, Amazon, zoom, messenger, Oculus, Instagram, Twitch, youtube, and many many more other assholes out there.

person 1: I have internet privacy, I'm not being spied on... right?
person 2: you poor, poor soul...

by h3xed February 27, 2022

Rita Povataj

shes pretty asl, no one doesnt even come close to her, if u even glance at her kys nobody loves you

PS:Shes taken by me ofc

"Oh Rita Povataj?Ye bro shes a 10"

by ritas bf April 16, 2022

steamy private time

Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.

Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??

by Renewings April 23, 2022

Avalon Private School

Literal Hell

Everyone hates Avalon Private School

by The Konkaninator December 1, 2022

6 proaktif ( batch 11)

A dramatic social area (most likely a class)

"Ugh, my workplace/class is so dramatic'
"Yeah, it's such a 6 proaktif ( batch 11)

by Over and over again March 18, 2023