Butt Pirates

The ultimate Clemente family game. Don’t forget your hook when you go on the quest for booty.

Friend: Hey, you guys ready for some butt pirates?

Entire Clemente family: Argh!

by ButtPiratesAnonymous July 26, 2019

Pirate Faced

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.

After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.

by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018

Wall pirate

Someone who reposts continually on facebook such that it fills your wall or dominates the posts on your wall.

I wish Alyssa would stop reposting all those stories on Facebook most of what's on my wall is from her, she is becoming a wall pirate.

by kudachip February 26, 2017

Pillow pirate

An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.

"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"

by Tacorainstorm May 17, 2016

Pirate’s Pass

New definition of a pick 6 and thrown interception named after the insane amount of interceptions thrown by Jameis Winston of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 2019.

“And the ball is stolen by the other team! Intercepted for a Pirate’s Pass!”

“Because of how many times the Buccaneers gave the ball away in 2019, the NFL has renamed thrown interceptions and pick 6 to a Pirate’s Pass”

by Tampa Man January 6, 2021

Pirate Weekend

A weekend away from inhibitions, when either a man or woman (mostly men) can explore same sex relations without being labeled gay or bi-sexual. Usually just an excuse to indulge into ones preferred sexual preference.

Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?

by NoBueno615 April 21, 2021

Buckle Pirate

One who enjoys pirating the 7 seas of another man's rectum. An ass pirate.

Man, that kid is a buckle pirate and a half.

by droptothefloor October 21, 2012