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air pie

Air pie has 2 definition. 1 definition is when you are being are being ingnored.
He tried to draw a chick and he got air pie diffrently. Sniper E Tries to send for bare mc's all he gets is air pie.
by J Beatz September 26, 2006
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meat pie

When a girls pussy is visible through her panties because the mound is so big
Man i got her pants off last night and she had an awesome meat pie!
by lonestar May 27, 2004
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Banoffee Pie

The act of defacating in someone's vagina.
Alex went round to Joe's house for some banoffee pie. Turns out, it wasn't what she thought it was.
by Stammeijer May 19, 2010
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Moon Pie

A colloquialism used in the 1960's and 70's to describe marijuana or commonly referred to as "reefer".
Sally! There's nothing behind you. You took too many hits of that moon pie.
by dl9411 December 27, 2016
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The Pie Chart

The Pie chart is a way of referring to the different stages of sex by using code names. It is similar to the baseball system, although instead it uses different pies as different stages of sex. It was first invented by a group of teenagers who came from Wigan, and is now used internationally. It is especially common in Britain.

First Pie (Sometimes referred to as chicken pie): French Kissing.
Second Pie (Sometimes referred to as meat and potato pie) : Stimulation of the genitals. (Fingering, Hand Jobs, etc).
Third Pie (Sometimes referred to as steak and kidney pie) : Oral sex
Fourth Pie (Sometimes referred to as Creme Brulee, Strawberry Souffle, or other types of extravagent desert : Sexual intercourse
If someone is suggesting that a person present has had sexual intercourse, they may shout out "Who ate all the pies?" If a person responds with "I did," "I ate all the pies," or something similar, then they are stating that they have had sexual intercourse.

Other code names are used for other things that are sex related are involved in the pie chart. These include:

Food Poisioning : A code word for STI's
Indigestion : A code word for pregnancy
Packaging : A code word for condoms
(Example of the pie chart being used in an everday conversation)

Mike: "I am going to eat creme brulee tonight,"

Josh: "Make sure you leave the packaging on and don't rush into it. Otherwise, you could end up with severe indigestion!"

Mike: "Hmm.. maybe it's easier to just eat steak and kidney pie."

Josh: "Nahh.. that pie can taste unusual!"
by Henry's bird :P June 11, 2007
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smeg pie

putting smeg or knob cheese around a girls face as a crust and the busting a huge load in the middle to make the delicous filling
I just gave that girl the biggest smeg pie.
I made a nice smeg pie to serve to all who wants a taste
by Balls and Pimp Rew January 13, 2008
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Pumble Pie

A pie made from fragments and bloody mush left over from the extreme pumbling of a human being. The most common filling of pumble pie is mince meat, preferebly from babies or people on the losing end of a roid rage.
You better shut your fucking mouth or i'll make you into pumble pie!
by Mr.Pumbles September 7, 2009
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