The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.
"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."
or
"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
or
"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
by tboners January 03, 2012
by Julio Dodd July 24, 2009
A sexual position in where you strap each of your testicles to the participants respective ears and rapidly thrust your girth into their throat while screaming "Aww, Fuck yeah cunt!".
by Pewgheypai October 25, 2014
When visiting Virginia Beach make sure you stay on the sand at the beach because as soon as you walk off the sand and onto the sidewalk you can receive a ticket for your bathing suit attire AT THE BEACH.
by annabellebby June 06, 2012
The easy version of real volleyball, and a chance for male douchebags who can not play any other sport to pretend they are really cool because they can spike it. But they cannot do anything else.
Boy: Did you see me spike that thing during the beach volleyball game?
Girl: Wow, do you know how to pass or set?
Boy: no...
Girl: Thats what i thought. f off, douche.
Girl: Wow, do you know how to pass or set?
Boy: no...
Girl: Thats what i thought. f off, douche.
by omgomgiamsoborecd February 10, 2011
a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.
did you hook up with that beach bunny?
no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
by SCRhollywood February 04, 2010
Noun: Used to describe a person that basically lives at the beach and goes every chance they can while they fuck every guy they can get their dirty sandy vagina near. Similar to a mud cricket except on the beach instead of the river.
Hey man, you wanna go to Pensacola beach and hunt for us a Beach bunny. It’s that time of the year again.
by Florida Justice July 10, 2018