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Van Rob

A place where petty people make other people's lives miserable and crackhead temps go into the bathrooms and overdose on heroin and theres an Ambulance there 4 times a week. And if you are a super hot blonde chick with a nice booty and or if you kiss your bosses ass and suck his dick you'll get all the easy jobs all day everyday and they mandate 7 days a week even if it's not an emergency.
Person #1 Yo, you work at Van Rob?

Person #2 Yeah man. Sorry I cant hangout got emergency mandated the whole weekend. Apparently there was another overdose and they needed the numbers.
by Savageman30004728883929 September 30, 2019
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English Rob

When you're on an ass spelunking adventure but never receive your filthy brown prize.
I was down there for two and a half hours bro, but alas it was an English rob.
by Bobeedle June 15, 2023
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Rob Golden

Tis guy loves child porn and loves raping men and women of all ages this is because of the day of 1987 when he was a german solider of a dad in the second world war and when the aliens came to the world to share the detail of the other world. This is because of the behoove of the 1911 days when i was a 30s crip on o block this happened because cheef kief and digga d had beef with pop smoke for alot of times in the future.
You thought i was feeling you that Rob Golden a munch, Dog has cancer on stage 19 phantom forces
by Bob Rob Golden pagan face October 1, 2022
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Rob

A rob is normally ginger guy who eats too much smelly food and makes the entire office smell like fish or something. Don't be like a rob.
Why does it smell so bad in here.

Ah Rob is here
by E580-07 May 11, 2018
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robbed

Lewandowski was robbed of the Ballon d'or.
by tepeto November 29, 2021
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Rob Pearson

The most loving, amazing boyfriend to ever exist. He cares about everything and has the biggest heart in the world. He is small so he is the perfect size for cuddling. He spoils his girlfriend way more than she deserves. I love youuuuu
by bshsjanjajsnajs April 19, 2024
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Robbing one out

When you are overcome with excitement at seeing DJ Rob live that you are forced to masturbate
Friend 1: Hey I heard about your break up, what happened?
Friend 2: My girlfriend caught me Robbing one out just before heading down to the local
by Justdatiler January 18, 2022
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