penis

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by the fucking wizard ass hoe July 6, 2016

Penis

Also known as “the wonder stick,” the human penis is a tool used by men to spread their army of seman and eventually over-rule the universe.

“Kim jong un is only the supreme leader because of his penis.”-Donald Trump

by Don Wayne May 19, 2019

Penis

Something I have but no One else does

I HAVE A PENIS!

by TheCoon87 June 30, 2016

penis

used for blowjobs

"i like to suck mikey penis"
"same susan!"

by funky jazz stains August 11, 2018

peni

some one how think they have a big penis but they really have a one inch destory

mostafa is a peni

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Penis

The most zesty substance to ever make presence on the face of the world. This has many different words used to embrace its greatness. Shlong, dong, cock, and sausage, are among the few great terms used. No matter the size it’s beauty remains the same among all.

Peter Griffin: Holy crap nice penis!
10 year old: I prefer shlong
Peter Griffin: Lemme smash
10 year old: Yes please!

by DaddyNuggs January 4, 2020

Penis

big long thing hanging from a man

johns penis is very small

by Sava Sobolevs May 24, 2018