nigga needs to restart

when a nigga has musty crusty ass hair

this nigga needs to restart. he got “ahhh dreads”

“temu ahh dreads” “social distancing ahh dreads” “stick drift ahhh dreads”

by niggalations113 February 2, 2024

I don't need to

Anything I have "done" to justify anything is entirely hypothetical.

Hym "I don't need to. These fucking half-wits are going to do what they are going to do either way. That's what ya'll don't seem to understand. The thing that you're doing was already happening. You don't like that I was "talking shit" but all these ignorant motherfuckers do is talk shit. I'm not going to kill myself over it BUT your kids might. So... There you go! Enjoy. You all love it. You all get to feel better than someone. I'm not going to learn a lesson and you kids will break before I will. It just don't matter. They don't actually care. All I've done here is give them something to pretend to care about."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 7, 2023

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

I need help immediately

Song by 100 gecs

I need help immediately

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW

An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.

"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."

by IHateBims1237 November 23, 2023