Mustard minge

Being from ledbury and having a minge like Coleman's mustard

I thought I'd become a taxi driver bit then got assaulted and now I can only smell mustard, at least I haven't got covid, god bless mustard minge

by Jammy66 August 17, 2021

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Ming Jie

The most stupidest guy you can ever meet. He's extremely fat. DO NOT TRUST HIM. Stay away from him, or you will regret it. I won't be saying why. Find out yourself.

Person 1:I lost a lot of money!
Person 2:What happened?
Person1:I was friends with Ming Jie.....

by toHADESwithyouall May 27, 2022

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frothy minty minge

when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth

Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg

by Midget slinger July 02, 2017

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cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 01, 2016

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