Mustard minge

Being from ledbury and having a minge like Coleman's mustard
I thought I'd become a taxi driver bit then got assaulted and now I can only smell mustard, at least I haven't got covid, god bless mustard minge
by Jammy66 August 17, 2021
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Ming Jie

The most stupidest guy you can ever meet. He's extremely fat. DO NOT TRUST HIM. Stay away from him, or you will regret it. I won't be saying why. Find out yourself.
Person 1:I lost a lot of money!
Person 2:What happened?
Person1:I was friends with Ming Jie.....
by toHADESwithyouall May 27, 2022
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frothy minty minge

when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth
Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg
by Midget slinger July 02, 2017
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cobweb minge

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out
by Sex slang sabotagery May 01, 2016
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Minge ninja

It all happened so rapidly he was in and out like a ninja
You know that guy I took home hes was swift he was like a minge ninja in and out before I knew it....premature
by Chop81 April 03, 2021
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Guan Ming

Guan Ming
man Guan Ming is so intelligent
by sheeseburglar April 26, 2023
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Ming Ting

Opposite of peng ting, a minger also known as a Ming Ting
Jess: ew look that girl

Renita: omg that’s Jordan she’s a proper Ming Ting
by xxxxxoooo November 17, 2017
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