Melanie 

Cute sweet girl that can be down to earth and a cool person to hang out with, but also very manipulative and has an impulse to live free and try new things A.K.A. ( Slutty), one should try to avoid serious relationships with A Melanie

Dang did you see that chick last night making out with everyone , bet she was a Melanie

Melanie by Qwerty13 May 31, 2015

Melanie 

A unique animal, the Melanie is a stereotypically ignorant, selfish bitch with little to no cleavage. Complains about random crap all the time, has dandruff in her hair, and is as pale as death. This type of girl suffers from Unending Virginity Syndrome (UVS), which causes her vagina to shrivel up and decompose. At all costs, stay away from Mels, they'll try to suck your cock at all costs and cure themselves of UVS.

"That girl over there is such a Melanie, I can smell her stench from a mile away!"

"Jennifer is such a Melanie, she should at least try to wash her hair once in while!"

"Watch your cock, there's a Melanie coming up this way, and she's yearnin' for some good lickin'!"

Melanie by FFJJBB March 2, 2010

Melanie 

Someone who is always showing off, running around, doing this and that and thinking all eyes are on her. Often pink in colour and speaks with a french accent.

Betty: "see that girl over there?"
Pig: "you mean the pink one who's running around?"
Betty: "yeah, she's Melanie. She does this and that"

Melanie by Cochon_eater February 3, 2010

meaning of life 

1-Nothing, there is no meaning of life. We are here by accident
2-To worship God. We are here to worship a potentially nonexistent being created most likely by man over 5000 years ago
3-42, at least according the hitchiker's guide to the galaxy
4-To achieve greater and greater things until we are at a state of perfect equilibrium where nothing can be done to improve anything and nithing can be done to hurt it.
5-To die. Each individual human's ultimate destiny is to die.
6-To love/do good. To make someone else's life better or easier.
7-We can't know, there's just no way of knowing

Guy 1: What's the meaning of life
Guy 2: I don't know

meaning of life by Get away from me! April 30, 2005

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melania knauss 

A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.

If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.

Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!

melania knauss by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008

Melanie 

A name for a girl who acts unhealthily self conscious when she actually thinks she is the best. She uses her so called "self consciousness" to make people pity her and be her friend. Melanie is a name that when used in a sentence, instantly makes people want to vomit and then swallow that vomit over and over until they choke to death. Yes, not ALL Melanies are bad...but there are some bad eggs out there in the world who match this description. If you or someone you love know someone hanging around with a Melanie, please intervene and help save their soul from the blood sucking demon that is a Melanie. You could save a life.

OMG Courtney!!! That girl over there is SUCH a Melanie, acting all helpless and crazy in the head.

Melanie by Kewlkidzzzz May 2, 2017