Synchronized Masturbation

The professional artistic form of the circle jerk. Usually requires lots of practice and an over-familiarity with ones friends. It is usually performed in a dark room

Related sports: Fasturbation

He's a gold metalist in Synchronized Masturbation, you can tell by the callouses and the well developed foreams.

by smojo100 March 16, 2009

taste masturbation

food or drink that have the same taste like the original, but it dosn't have the same effect

in a bar someone orders (an alchool free beer) a taste masturbation

by costan January 11, 2011

Choke Masturbation

refers to intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal

Richard uses his belt as a form of choke masturbation in his Dublin home.

by Coryandrew December 9, 2008

obssesive masturbation

npminard's only habit

Obsessive Masturbation is a sport

by screech March 4, 2005

Juggling Masturbation

The act of juggling and masturbating at the same time.

I have a new hobby.. Juggling Masturbation!

by 281281281 June 20, 2007

air masturbation

its when you pretend the air is a penis and then you just masturbate it. if you need help come and see me.

air masturbation is where you go up down up down up down

by aammbbeerr February 4, 2009

masturbation station

A euphamism for your hands.

Dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. I wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly...

by Ben-Jammin'101 April 26, 2007