yuletide log

a males genitals

**That bitch told me her hands were cold, so i let her warm them up on my yuletide log**

by treehugga69 October 28, 2008

bum log

A big fat turd that exits out one's ass in the shape of a giant log possibly resembling a large seqoia tree floating in your toilet.

the word bum refers to the ass; the log refers to the turd.

Tara is such a Schlob she backed up the sewer system with her giant bum logs

by jayfred June 6, 2004

yuletide log

A very thick, large shit that is decorated with undigested holley leaves and berries. Can be decorated after delivery for

a variety of uses.

'I had nothing to serve for dessert christmas eve so I had to create my very own yuletide log

by thwth December 31, 2009

wet log

Pertaining to a hard penis soaked in its own semen due to sex with ones own hand.

I don't have a girlfriend, so every time I masturbate its a wet log.

by ForeverWithMyHand November 21, 2016

Rumble Log

The placement of an erect penis between another's buttocks whilst flatulating

My stupid BF keeps pressuring me to give up the A. So I gave him a rumble log.

by Anonamous_12 September 29, 2017

Pocket Log

The act of taking a dump into some toilet paper and then wrapping the shit to put in your pocket for safe keeping.

Chris: Xavier, is that a pocket log I see in your pocket you sick fuck!
Xavier: Why yes! I was saving it for lunch.

by Chris Ramage January 21, 2009

Dura-Flame Log

Taking a crap on a your partners chest and sticking in a lit sparkler.

I set off the fire alarm last night when I gave her a Dura-Flame Log.

by 3219 March 21, 2010