by Pastor Apu August 28, 2020
The most amazing boy you will ever meet. Hes perfect in every way possible. Sweet and caring. Crazy and funny. Sexy and adorable. Can be mean but only to be funny and loves to play jokes :). Gets along with everyone and has a ton of friends. Easy to fall in love with. Not only my boyfriend but my best friend! The perfect boyfriend for a girl like me!
by forever&always till death <3 May 17, 2011
A boy that can be incredibly smart, yet one of the most stupid people ever! Gets the best luck sometimes. They are also very funny, and have lots of friends.
by Connor Phlanges. October 16, 2010
The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.
The man with the power... to move you.
Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.
by The Troll June 29, 2006
Kyle Gallner (born October 22, 1986) is an actor from West Chester, Pennsylvania who is best known for his roles on "Smallville," "Veronica Mars," "Jennifer's Body," and "The Haunting In Connecticut." He is very close with fellow actor Jake Abel from Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief. Kyle is one of the most promising actors of his generation, as named by Nylon magazine, known for playing dark characters quite brilliantly.
"Kyle Gallner was the kid who played Beaver on Veronica Mars, right?"
"Yeah. I knew his character would do something like commit suicide, he plays the craziest people."
"Yeah. I knew his character would do something like commit suicide, he plays the craziest people."
by waxphilosophic April 11, 2010
First eat a banana, place the peel in the microwave and warm it up, then proceed to masturbate with it.
Blisters may occur if peel is heated for too long.
Blisters may occur if peel is heated for too long.
by Dale2o9 August 30, 2008
18 year old male with a penis like bologna, small thin and yet has alot of gerth. Longs to be as good a drummer as nick cannon.His mom is hot
by Baby Rochelle July 22, 2010