the hunky spunky junky

When you suck a girls arsehole whilst getting sucked off by a pair of hairy lesbians

Adam: Bro did you hear about Jack? He got the hunky spunky junky last weekend.
Steve: Damn I'm so jealous!

by Big Cock 234 December 23, 2020

snatch puzzle junkie

When you take a photo of your woman’s snatch then cut it up in peices and put it back together as a puzzle.

Hey babe.. I’m in a snatch puzzle junkie mood.

by TNT X2 January 27, 2018

pint junkie

A person who drinks a minimum of 2 pints of beer every time they go to a pub or bar

I was once, but no longer am, a pint junkie

by Sexydimma May 16, 2017

cum junkie

Cum junkies seem addicted to loads of jism. A cum junkie will do just about anything to ingest their next load. Their joy is derived from swallowing cum and will savour each load by swishing it around in their mouth or gargling it in the back of their throat.

Cum junkies will suck off strangers and service public glory holes. They will take a cock up the ass if it means getting a load inside them but they much prefer eating it. Cum junkies will even suck the cum out of a condom and pay men to empty loads down their throat.

Their lack of control and obsession with cum even over other life events really makes them pathetic losers.

Dude I was walking though the park yesterday and this fucking cum junkie loser was sucking off this random fat sweaty man in the bushes. He gave no fucks about who saw him either

by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025

junkie burn

When your buddy lights your hit but doesn't do it properly.

Thanks for the junkie burn on my hit, buddy!
(Sarcasm 100%)

by Ellis with a D December 8, 2022

Junkie Bucks

The fictional monies in which junkies claim they are going to use to pay for their imaginary, and often, lavish purchases.

Junkie: "Yeah man, I'm gonna buy a boat and we can all hang out on it and rip around and lay in the sun!"
Bystander: "Using what? Junkie Bucks?"

by MiboEbo August 25, 2021

Junkie's law

The law that dictates that if someone is high, they will tell you about it. It doesn't matter how little it relates to the topic of conversation, they will inevitably let you know they are high.

"I was playing online and while we were trying to win, some guy just kept talking about how high he was."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."

by jgjlaw August 12, 2025