Thumb Junkie

The user of many a thumb. Also known as a Thumb Jockey, this is used to describe someone who is not such a fan of the traditional "2 in the pink - one in the stink" method.

Haw mate she's a pure thumb junkie

by Rossyboy619yermaw June 12, 2016

Highway junkie

A highway junkie is a mofo who be on the highway and they be dumb as hell, they are a disturbance’s to US ALL! And they don’t know how to drive. They can be any race and they hide among the population

Damn momma imma have to call you back there be hella highway junkies drivin me off the road right now…ahhh… oh fuck me … mom I love you tell my baby moms I always hated her and my baby girl I love her…oh no… DAMN THESE HIGHWAY JUNKIES AHHHHHHH

by $kips April 29, 2024

Booster Junkie

The first person in line to roll up their sleeve when the latest "update" comes out. Prides themself on staying current with the most recent "science" being promulgated by big pharma. May have a photo of Dr. Fauci on their mantle. Likely still wearing a mask in 2022.

Employee: "I need tomorrow off so I can get my booster."
Boss: "Isn't this the third one this month?"
Employee: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a booster junkie."
Boss: "Enjoy the myocarditis!"

by Daddy T. Bagger June 19, 2023

Junkie logic

When somebody is so high on drugs or something else to where their lies make no sense their stories have no point and they try to convince people and believe their selves that they make sense

My boyfriend actually thinks he's convincing with his junkie logic when you tell me some b******* story that makes up to a no sense.

by Darthfraai November 4, 2023

Data Junkie

* A person who compulsively doom scrolls with no clear objective.

* To be addicted to the consumption of data.

* A term to describe the phenomena associated with scrolling and meme culture relating to the obsessive seeking for informational and data related stimuli.

Kids these days are all data junkies man, scrolling on the phone is the drug of our time and place.

by Gily October 20, 2025

junkie stunter

A person with a compulsive addiction or obsessive dependency on something, who is a smooth conartist that has his/her junkie game running nicely

If you take the junkie stunters out of junkie scenes then you no longer get to witness someone who is very good at word playing their way into everything valuable around and still be a feen.

by NitidSalem April 12, 2016

Thief junkie

A junkie who steals bc he cant afford it

Anthony couch really stole a old cracked phone. He really a thief junkie

by Hjij May 30, 2019