Josh's mum

God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.

"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."

by BlackVegie October 20, 2008

josh peterson

literally the sweetest, cutest, funniest, and most amazing person ever! if you are lucky enough to date a josh, make sure you are good to him cause you'll never find anyone else like him. he loves to play jokes and just mess around. he's always up to something, good or bad, but he's the best. he can be shallow at times, but he only wants the best for you. he can make anyone smile at any time. i love you josh! <3

you need to get yourself a josh peterson!
ya! i do need a josh peterson!

by Ice butch February 25, 2018

josh nuts

funny prank to mess with your friends

persion: josh
person 2: who is josh
person: josh nuts

by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020

Josh Freeman

When someone throws an ugly, inaccurate pass that sails way over your head. We call that the Josh Freeman throw.

(Greg Jennings) "Damn, dude just threw me a Josh Freeman."

(Jerome Simpson) "Yeah dude, Dan Conner almost leveled you!"

(Christian Ponder) *ON THE SIDELINE* "Urgh!"

by A Viking's wide receiver October 23, 2013

josh lucas

He suckes dick and is shit and also can’t speak

He is a ucker

Your josh Lucas uckers

by Dominic42675 January 17, 2018

Josh Burke

Odd guy, very weird to be realistic and is one of them war loving kids.
He has a crippling addiction to tanks and loves his world of tacos (wot).
Obsessed with the phrases get real, git gud, unbelievable, basically, unreal.

His beloved possessions are his Xbox and his tank models.
He also loves to "vibe" at the hours of 12am to 3am - be careful at these hours.
He is also referred as wearykittens when online and spams chat when salty.
Josh Burke is also a werewolf.
If you ever get in a convosation with him expect the constant exchange of yes and no's.

*You are in a game of rocket league with josh burke and he is your team mate*
You accidently drive into him
Wearykittens: NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO!
you: yes
Wearykittens: NOOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO!
You: yes
-the cycle goes on for days on end-

by Magik Shotzz August 4, 2021

Josh's mum

The biggest milf known to mankind, so hot making people go silent and stop what they're doing.

Wow Simon why are you so quiet, have you just seen Josh's mum?

by GeorgeSa80L85 December 20, 2016