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Alun Wyn Jones

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God
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Basically God
Alun Wyn Jones by Stuffed Courgette October 8, 2019
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jonesy • Jonesy'd • Jonesy joke • Jonesy Knew • Jonesy Knockers • Jonesy McAdams • Jonesy Muck Muck • jonesy special • jonesy wash • Jonesy’s Prick

Pulling a Jones 

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When you know a secret but can't contain yourself and have to tell people.
When you play a prank on a work colleague by hiding his locker and act all innocent about knowing who did it or where it could be.
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones
Pulling a Jones by Jojnny5 May 24, 2020
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Penis face Jones

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Porn star from the 70's that had a fuckin dick for a nose.
Fuck my face like I was Penis face Jones beotch.
Penis face Jones by Pigknucks April 9, 2021
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The Act of Jones

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When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats
"did you see those two gay fags"

"Yeah I heard the did The Act of Jones"

"fucking fags"
The Act of Jones by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023

Sam Jones 

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A right dickhead
Me: Hey Sam Jones FUCK OFF
Sam Jones by Wizza McGee May 14, 2015
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Indiana Jones cobbler 

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When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.
Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.

Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.

Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.

Laird: I have not regrets in life.
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