johnson steamboat

When you put your girl on your cock and spin her around

Man we hooked up for so long last night that I had to pull out the Johnson steamboat

by John David Barwin June 17, 2017

Jynxzi's Johnson

Jynxzi's Johnson is very small and it rises when he sees a r6 Gyatt like Iana's or Ying's
Also when he sees ''GOOD AIM!'' Or ''BEST CLIP OF THE DAY''

(Note: he also uses it for pack opening and calls it the ''Johnson Pack'')

Guys my Jynxzi's johnson is rising from this CLIP OF THE DAY

by brubhhhhhhhh October 14, 2023

piss johnson

After peeing, when some left over pee drips in your pants.

Man I didn't shake enough, I pulled a piss johnson.

by Tom Ford1 November 22, 2013

Mollie Johnson

(n.) someone who smells like eggs

Ew, that guy smells putrid. He's a total Mollie Johnson!

by jolliemohnson September 27, 2018

Evelyn Johnson

A beautiful brunette nurse in Pearl Harbor, and the love interest of Danny Walker and Rafe McCawley. She is stunning, quiet natured and sweet. But don't mess with her. She has a fierce side that can get mean quickly. She is devoted, determined and passionate, and she has a big heart. Which she shares with the two men she loves. She is a also very much a free spirit.

Danny: Gosh Evelyn Johnson is pretty

Rafe: Get you own man, she's mine.

by CountryChic637 May 29, 2015

Sebastian Johnson

awesome, sexy, heroic, batman, smooth with ladies man.

Oh I didn't know there was a Sebastian Johnson at the party. WHATT!!!!

by MR.CUBEICE May 13, 2021

Johnson Minute

It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.

Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute

by Mr. Grigoryan January 19, 2022