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Mike Johnson CIA

1) Any and all reference to a Giant Dick. Dick. Pecker. Woodpecker. Long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive master chef at age of 19.
Ex 1. Top Gun (1986) Goose: The list is long, but distinguished. Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson

Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson

Ex 3. Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun - YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA
by Mike Johnson for President February 16, 2010
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boo boo johnson

Another way to say something sucks, is bad, weak...
Originally used to comment about someones skill at sports, now used as a common word for bad..
Look at that kid, he is hella boo boo johnson...
Karen is hella boo boo johnson at giving the boss...
School is boo boo johnson...
by Kunta Kentay May 18, 2006
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Skippy Johnson

The act of inserting a cow's heart into a person's anal canal, after which point the recipient must achieve orgasm within 10 seconds, otherwise the inserter must rip the recipient's molars out with pliers.
Thinking ahead, Stephen grabbed the needle-nosed pliers from his father's tool shed on the way to the pasture, where he gave his girlfriend ellen a rather memorable Skippy Johnson.

A cow's heart in one hand, needle-nosed pliers in the other, Derek questioned whether tonight was the right night to give Shari her first Skippy Johnson, and whether she would make the 10-second cut.
by S.J. August 31, 2008
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Ray Johnson

when you rip a fart right in front of some one and then just casually walk away
dude I just pulled a Ray Johnson on the bus driver when I was getting off
by i am a pseudonym April 5, 2010
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Heather Johnson

A heather johnson generally loves long walks in the park, boys who are above 5 foot 7, and makes awesome almond cookies. She does not like it when her friends moan in her car (accidentally) or when her roommate talks in a baby voice to her boyfriend. She does like playing civil war, and pretty much kicks major ass at it (so don't even play, nigga'.) Heather's a highly dangerous, and should never be approached from behind. Ever. Naw'mean? A heather johnson has a best friend who talks about queefing, and that's all you should know. Oh, and she finds super cute cats at k-mart.
I am Heather Johnson. I don't date faggot ass midgets.
by thecoolestmofoeva November 30, 2010
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woody johnson

An very hard and erect penis.
I got a woody johnson just looking at that elevator chick over there!
by Jack Bozdog August 11, 2006
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Private Johnson

Originates from my pants, means my meat, my dick, my cock, my johnson! He is my private part thus Private johnson is born, FEAR HIM AS HE WILL FUCK YOU INTO OBLIVION!
Johnson: Yo kid
Kid: Sup johnson
Johnson: Why u talkin to my meat nigga?
Kid: Huh?
Johnson: THIS IS PRIVATE JOHNSON -smacks the kid in da face wit his meat-
Kid: Das dirty.
by PuffyGramma August 23, 2011
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