1) Any and all reference to a Giant Dick. Dick. Pecker. Woodpecker. Long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive master chef at age of 19.
Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive master chef at age of 19.
Ex 1. Top Gun (1986) Goose: The list is long, but distinguished. Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson
Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson
Ex 3. Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun - YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA
Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson
Ex 3. Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun - YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA
by Mike Johnson for President February 16, 2010
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Originally used to comment about someones skill at sports, now used as a common word for bad..
Originally used to comment about someones skill at sports, now used as a common word for bad..
Look at that kid, he is hella boo boo johnson...
Karen is hella boo boo johnson at giving the boss...
School is boo boo johnson...
Karen is hella boo boo johnson at giving the boss...
School is boo boo johnson...
by Kunta Kentay May 18, 2006
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The act of inserting a cow's heart into a person's anal canal, after which point the recipient must achieve orgasm within 10 seconds, otherwise the inserter must rip the recipient's molars out with pliers.
Thinking ahead, Stephen grabbed the needle-nosed pliers from his father's tool shed on the way to the pasture, where he gave his girlfriend ellen a rather memorable Skippy Johnson.
A cow's heart in one hand, needle-nosed pliers in the other, Derek questioned whether tonight was the right night to give Shari her first Skippy Johnson, and whether she would make the 10-second cut.
A cow's heart in one hand, needle-nosed pliers in the other, Derek questioned whether tonight was the right night to give Shari her first Skippy Johnson, and whether she would make the 10-second cut.
by S.J. August 31, 2008
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Get the Ray Johnson mug.A heather johnson generally loves long walks in the park, boys who are above 5 foot 7, and makes awesome almond cookies. She does not like it when her friends moan in her car (accidentally) or when her roommate talks in a baby voice to her boyfriend. She does like playing civil war, and pretty much kicks major ass at it (so don't even play, nigga'.) Heather's a highly dangerous, and should never be approached from behind. Ever. Naw'mean? A heather johnson has a best friend who talks about queefing, and that's all you should know. Oh, and she finds super cute cats at k-mart.
by thecoolestmofoeva November 30, 2010
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by Jack Bozdog August 11, 2006
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Johnson: Yo kid
Kid: Sup johnson
Johnson: Why u talkin to my meat nigga?
Kid: Huh?
Johnson: THIS IS PRIVATE JOHNSON -smacks the kid in da face wit his meat-
Kid: Das dirty.
Kid: Sup johnson
Johnson: Why u talkin to my meat nigga?
Kid: Huh?
Johnson: THIS IS PRIVATE JOHNSON -smacks the kid in da face wit his meat-
Kid: Das dirty.
by PuffyGramma August 23, 2011
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