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I would like to serve Jewshi on Passover.
Jewshi by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004
Jemish is a smart and cheerful person. He is warm and kind. He makes the best edits<3. He is a dear!
I jemish you
jemish by manyaxx August 22, 2021

jewsh bag 

a jewish douche bag . Primarily referring to that uncle and/or any other family member who berates you for being a young modern jew in today's world, usually this person is a hypocrite and is downright obnoxious. the yenta for te modern male jew.
"Man, have you met Misha's uncle?"
"Yeah, dude, he's such a jewsh bag"
jewsh bag by Jack Silverberg December 5, 2007
"wow look at dat ass"
"yeah almost as good as Jenisha!"
"So good they should be part of the Assvengers!"
Jenisha by assbuttttt December 4, 2012
A ugly and most undescribably disgusting basketball shot made by a jewish or Jewish related person
"dude look at that shot! That was totally a Jewshot."

"Damn i know, that was an air-ball!"

"I know!"

"Hey wanna smoke some weed?"
Jewshot by DJ Gowa January 4, 2010

jewiside 

When a coupon expires, and a jew kills themself. its becoming a worldwide problem.
1. dude my brothers coupon ran out and he committed a jewiside!
2. My coupon expired and so has my life. Ive decided to commit jewiside.
jewiside by Jew Kyke December 12, 2009