jewiside 

When a coupon expires, and a jew kills themself. its becoming a worldwide problem.

1. dude my brothers coupon ran out and he committed a jewiside!
2. My coupon expired and so has my life. Ive decided to commit jewiside.

jewiside by Jew Kyke December 12, 2009

commit jewicide 

The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.

Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"

commit jewicide by FuckACactucs21 July 26, 2016

jewicide 

In a deathmatch style video game, when a player kills himself in order to prevent you from getting the kill point.

"I would have had the high score that round, but that bastard soldier kept jewiciding himself!!"

"Steve, I swear to God I'm quitting if you jewicide one more time!"

jewicide by CR98 January 14, 2008

jewicide 

the act of spending money with no regards of consequence.

i commited jewicide last night when i spent forty bucks to get into the club.

jewicide by j-law2000 April 25, 2009

Jewicide 

the act of committing Genocide on a group of Jews.

Hitler: Dude did you see that Jewicide I pulled last week.

Himler: Yeah man, we tag team'd that shit

Jewicide by Equinox2100 May 21, 2009

Jewicide 

The act of destroying your reputation and/or career by an act of blatantly idiotic anti-Semitism.

Mel Gibson: Fucking Jews. Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.
Everyone else: Ha ha, you just committed Jewicide.

Jewicide by PassiveSmoking February 1, 2007

Jewicide 

The act of heating up an oven, then shoving your family members into it one, eventually the perpetrator shoves himself in, effectively ending your ancestry line.

Person1: Did you hear what Ilay did? He committed Jewicide!
Person2: Seriously? He went through the whole thing?
Person1: Yeah, he ended his ancestry line by shoving his family members in an oven!

Jewicide by Thicc Dumpy dump April 7, 2020