Jerk towel

An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.

Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.

by Moar semen May 15, 2016

struggle jerk

1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.

1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.

by Ottis Maximus October 13, 2016

netflix and jerk

When you try to Netflix and chill but she jerks away from the D

Cara is such a slut. I had to Netflix and jerk with her.

by Inc3st_g0at August 2, 2016

Jerk Cobain

The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.

1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.

2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.

by Mr. Misanthropy July 19, 2016

Atomic Jerk

When you beat your dick with hot sauce.

"I can't find my lube, so I guess I'm going to have to atomic jerk."

by SoupyTravis January 24, 2018

Jerk headfacebutt

Someone who is extremely annoying. They are jerk head, jerk face, and jerk butt all at the same time.

My cat is such a jerk headfacebutt.

by SmartsKid February 5, 2018

Work-Jerk

When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".

When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension

by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017