No Jerk January

No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)

I accidentally jerked on No Jerk January.

by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020

Jerk headfacebutt

Someone who is extremely annoying. They are jerk head, jerk face, and jerk butt all at the same time.

My cat is such a jerk headfacebutt.

by SmartsKid February 5, 2018

jerking the chain

Casually jerking off.

"Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"

by Jsmacky August 8, 2017

Fake jerk

A jerk who's fake.

The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019

Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.

Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.

by G-rock October 2, 2019

Jerk It Up

Looking something up, with the intentions of jerking off to it

Tonight I think i'm going to jerk it up to some celeb nudes

by Mister. K January 30, 2016

off-jerk

when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking

Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!

by shavakmatalia February 9, 2020