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Human Extraordinaire

A person that excels at everything (or claims to).
Meet my husband, Craig, Human Extraordinaire. He's the best at this and that, and that too . . .
by E.E.K. October 27, 2010
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the human bakery

while having sex the male pours flour and eggs into her vagina and beats it with his dick creating a dough.
I gave your mom the human bakery.
by Matt et Scott May 9, 2008
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human guitar

Tickling someone's butt hole with your fingers while jerking them off with the other hand, therefore creating a guitar like gesture.
Yo me and my girl played the human guitar last night when her parents weren't home.
by Human guitar and chill? January 26, 2016
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Best Human

An undescribable trait referring to the greatest person you know!
by Oooof Me October 29, 2018
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Human Fag

A person that is a waste of space/air and exceeds the normal levels of faggot.
“See that guy over there he is human fag.”
by Meat Fest 73 June 14, 2018
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human centipeding

Farting directly onto someone’s face with your asshole adjacent to their mouth hole
Troy fell asleep on the bench, so Wade woke him up by straddling his face and human centipeding him so that he would hear, smell and taste the nastiness. That was one fart he’ll never forget!!!
by Schtuff April 2, 2018
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Human Dysphobia

Someone that feels uncomfortable identifying as a human.
Zaddek: I have Human Dysphobia but now i feel comfortable because identify as a toaster.

Payton: I identify as a cosplayer now.

Jordan: I have Human a Dysphobia as well.
by mrshadykiller72 April 15, 2020
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